Thing Two has a bag of Sour Patch Kids, Dapper Dad's favorite candy.
Thing Two: I going to save these. I going to share these with Daddy, Mommy and Bubba. (Insert about a minute of chatter, while he holds the bag.) I going to just have one, then save them for Daddy. (chomp, another minute of chatter) I going to have a green one for my second one. (chomp, chatter) I going to save the (chomp) Sour Patch Kids (gulp) for Daddy. Here a red one for you, Mommy. You like red Sour Patch Kids? (chomp) I have a yellow one for Daddy and a yellow one for me. (chomp, chomp) Here a green one for you. You have a red one and a green one. (chomp) Daddy likes yellow and orange. (chomp) This one for kitty. (chatter) I eat this one because kitty not in Mommy and Daddy's room. I eatin' it. (chomp)
Me: What are you doing?
Thing Two: I eat one more. Then I going to save for kitty, Mommy, Daddy and Bubba.
Friday, November 6, 2009
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Ahh, that is funny. . .and sweet. . .and generous. It really is the thought that counts when you are holding a bag of candy.
Soo...did kitty, Mommy, Daddy and Bubba ever end up getting any?
What a great 'conversation,' all be it one-sided. It really made me laugh! I hope there were a lot of sour patch kids in that bag!
Grandma, you're cutting him a lot of slack. I did get to eat a couple, and I think Daddy got two. It was funny how he really did hold the bag for a long time trying to save them, but, turns out, it's very difficult. :-)
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