Dumbledore rewards everyone

Thing One (as Dumbledore, welcoming everyone to a feast in the great hall): First, I would like to reward everyone who came. (pause for applause) And I would like to reward everyone who did not come. (pause for applause) And I would like to reward everyone who has died. (pause) And I would like to reward everyone who has not been born yet.

Christmas wish

Thing Two: Know what I want for Christmas? A Lego Ninja set with a white ninja, black ninja, red ninja and blue ninja. And some Oompa-Loompas. And a Lego table with some Lego apples. Santa's house elves would probably have to make that, right? Because they don't make that set.

The mysteries of "Harry Potter" (or ahhh, the mysteries of love)

We've been reading Harry Potter, and now, deep into "The Order of the Phoenix," we've been analyzing every bit of evidence to figure out who is good or bad and what's really happening. Then, I overhear that the boys are doing the same thing in private:

Thing One: Lily Potter was mad at James Potter before they got married.
Thing Two: Yeah.
Thing One: Then why did they get married, right?

Harry Potter anachronisms

While playing Harry Potter Legos ...
Lucius Malfoy visits the students and eats lunch with them, while wearing his Deatheater mask. Later, Snape -- who is filling in for Lupin in Defense Against the Dark Arts class -- has to get his walkie talkie in order to be ready for parent pickup (the system they use at Thing One's school to pick up the kids).