Showing posts with label lunch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lunch. Show all posts

Friday, September 17, 2010

Police justice

The boys like to pretend that they are police officers eating at a Mexican restaurant and that I am the server there. They also like to feed me lines, like this one:

Thing Two:
Mommy, say (to me), "If you get that bad guy who's drinking alcohol and kill him, you can play Star Wars Lego Wii."

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Grendering

Thing One: Next time we make tacos, can I grender the cheese?

Monday, September 15, 2008

Certain parties

After Dapper Dad dripped water on the table while mathematically divvying up the raspberries at lunch,
Thing One: Certain parties made a mess on the table!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Saving room

Thing Two wanted to eat crackers after lunch. Thing One had just finished eating his lunch (with much prodding).

Thing One: I want some crackers, too.
Me: But you were so full after your lunch that you couldn't finish your fruit. So I don't think you'd have room for crackers.
Thing One: I was saving room for treats.