Saturday, March 3, 2012

Dumbledore rewards everyone

Thing One (as Dumbledore, welcoming everyone to a feast in the great hall): First, I would like to reward everyone who came. (pause for applause) And I would like to reward everyone who did not come. (pause for applause) And I would like to reward everyone who has died. (pause) And I would like to reward everyone who has not been born yet.