Making money

At our favorite coffee shop, they have candy machines that take quarters. Naturally, Thing One needs to spend quarters at the machines because his friend gets to. After Auntie gave Thing One a dollar for making change,

Thing One (handing the dollar to the barista behind the counter): I need four dollars.

Just a boy

Thing One: I'm going to Java Train.
Me: Okay. See you later.
Thing One: You're coming with me. I can't drive. I'm just a boy.