Things I Overheard on my Way to the Kitchen: wasting

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Not waste my time

Thing One: Mom, can you not waste my time while I go to the bathroom?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Thing One and I picked flowers from the garden for a party this evening.
Thing One (standing in the garden while holding the vase): I'm wasting my life.
Me: What do you mean?
Thing One: I'm standing around not getting anything done.
Me: Oh.
Thing One: I'm wasting my life RIGHT NOW.

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Things I Overheard on my Way to the Kitchen

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Not waste my time

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Wasting my life

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