Thing Three (first thing after getting up from nap): Ora-ka, ora-ka, shayoh buby taio. (translate: Orange sock, orange sock, shake your bushy tail.)

The philosorapter

Thing Two: Once, Dale did philosophy against me and [Thing Two].

Dreaming of the future

On Things Two's list of jobs he could do when he grows up: keeping cats and dogs; being an Oreo cookie maker; making coffee for his mom, dad and siblings; being an assistant to George Lucas; making salt; making ice cream with Grandpa; and helping people like Uncle Eric make the swirls in their mustaches.