Bama!

Any time Barack Obama's name is mentioned on TV,
Thing Two: Bama!

Your president

Me: Barack Obama is going to be your president.
Thing One: Not mine.
Me: Who's going to be your president?
Thing One: John McCain!

Election!

Thing One (to me): Are you going to cry because you're so happy?
Me: Maybe a little bit.
Thing One: Yes!

Election

Thing One: I want to be vice president.
Me: Well, how are you going to get started?
Thing One: You can get started for me.
Me: How will I do that?
Thing One: You get a microphone. And then we can turn the light on outside so that people will come. We could call Nana and Papa to come.
Me: What will you do when the people come?
Thing One: They could vote in here. We could live at Nana and Papa's house.
Me: Why would we live at Nana and Papa's house?
Thing One: So that people could vote here.