Everywhere I go at school

Thing One: At school, everywhere I go there are butt noises. And it smells like poo.

Pledge of Allegiance

At preschool, they're learning the Pledge of Allegiance. I forgot about that until I heard this while Thing One was building a puzzle:
Thing One: I pledge allegiance to the flag from the United States to America.

Curly hair

After the second day of preschool,
Thing One: Mom, can Viviana come live with us?
Me: Who's Viviana?
Thing One: She has curly hair and she wears a ponytail, just like you.