Dreaming of the future

On Things Two's list of jobs he could do when he grows up: keeping cats and dogs; being an Oreo cookie maker; making coffee for his mom, dad and siblings; being an assistant to George Lucas; making salt; making ice cream with Grandpa; and helping people like Uncle Eric make the swirls in their mustaches.

When I grow up

Thing Two: When I grow up, I going to have a REAL lightsaber and reach the orange juice and drive a car!

Glasses?

Thing One: Is I'm going to have glasses when I grow up?
Me: Probably.
Thing One: Because Grandpa didn't have glasses when he was a little boy and then he got glasses when he was bigger.
Me: That's right. How did you know that? Did he tell you?
Thing One: I saw pictures of him when he was a boy and he didn't have glasses. (on the photo boards at Great-Grandpa's funeral)