My little boys

While Thing One helped Thing Two into his sleeper sacks for the night,
Me: You're going to make a good daddy some day.
Thing One: I hope I don't have to work when I'm a daddy so I can stay home with my little boys.

First day of preschool

Thing One explained how he played with six other kids and how they thought he was a pirate, but he really was a monster.
Me: Were they girls AND boys?
Thing One: Some of them were.