Me!

While picking up a Darth Vader toy out of the Star Wars bin,
Thing Two: Me! (to the Imperial Theme from Star Wars) Dun dun dun dun da-dun dun da-dun.

Me!

At supper,
Thing One: Who wants to eat broccoli?
Thing Two (raising his hand): Me!
Me: Me!
Thing One coughs with a tiny bite of salt-covered broccoli in his mouth.
Thing One: Who wants to choke on salt?
Thing Two (raising his hand): Me!

Me!

At the lunch table,
Dapper Dad (slowly): Whooo wants tooooo--
Thing Two: Me!

Me!

During the Twins game,
Things One: The score is two to zero.
Me: Who has two?
Thing One: Minnesota.
Thing Two (raising hand): Me!

Who wants to take a bath?

Thing One (excitedly): Who wants to take a bath?
Thing Two (not quite 16 months old, raises his hand while running to the bathroom): Me!

Me!

While eating chocolate popcorn,
Thing One: Who likes chocolate popcorn?
Me: Me.
Thing One: Me, too! Raise your hand if you like chocolate popcorn! Who likes it?
Me (raising hand): Me.
Thing One (raising hand): Me.
Thing Two (raising hand): Me! (the first time he's ever said "me")