Tuesday, January 11, 2011

This one is better without context

Thing One: I don't like when Daddy drinks when he's playing Wii.

Special pockets

Thing Two (while wearing overalls): Look! These have special pockets. I can stick my hands all the way into my underwear!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Burn, baby, burn

While the boys are playing their new Batman Leapster game, the villian Firefly utters a confusing catch phrase.
Thing Two: Why does he say, "Burn, baby, burn"? Does he not like babies?
Thing One: No.
Thing Two: Does he not like his own baby?

The finish line

Thing Two (at supper): I'm eating my green beans. They're going down, down my neck.
Auntie B: You mean your throat, inside your neck?
Thing Two: Yes. They're going down my froat. My mouth is the starting line, and my butt is the finish line.