Tuesday, January 11, 2011
This one is better without context
Thing One: I don't like when Daddy drinks when he's playing Wii.
Labels:
Dapper Dad,
Wii
Special pockets
Thing Two (while wearing overalls): Look! These have special pockets. I can stick my hands all the way into my underwear!
Labels:
pockets
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Burn, baby, burn
While the boys are playing their new Batman Leapster game, the villian Firefly utters a confusing catch phrase.
Thing Two: Why does he say, "Burn, baby, burn"? Does he not like babies?
Thing One: No.
Thing Two: Does he not like his own baby?
Thing Two: Why does he say, "Burn, baby, burn"? Does he not like babies?
Thing One: No.
Thing Two: Does he not like his own baby?
The finish line
Thing Two (at supper): I'm eating my green beans. They're going down, down my neck.
Auntie B: You mean your throat, inside your neck?
Thing Two: Yes. They're going down my froat. My mouth is the starting line, and my butt is the finish line.
Auntie B: You mean your throat, inside your neck?
Thing Two: Yes. They're going down my froat. My mouth is the starting line, and my butt is the finish line.
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