Things I Overheard on my Way to the Kitchen: broccoli

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Monday, September 15, 2008

Me!

At supper,
Thing One: Who wants to eat broccoli?
Thing Two (raising his hand): Me!
Me: Me!
Thing One coughs with a tiny bite of salt-covered broccoli in his mouth.
Thing One: Who wants to choke on salt?
Thing Two (raising his hand): Me!

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Things I Overheard on my Way to the Kitchen

Monday, September 15, 2008

Me!

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