Garbage lid thud

I heard the tell-tale thud of the kitchen garbage can lid. Knowing that Thing Two (18 months) was the only one in there, I checked to see what he had thrown away. It was a small piece of plastic that came from a roll of crackers. Apparently, he was done eating his crackers (he has an $18,000-dollar-a-day cracker habit) and knew where the garbage was supposed to go.